Total Medals Earned: 1,501 (From 227 different games.) Total Medal Score: 25,135 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/35 points)
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Play with cheats
Click on both the Credits Heads
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/235 points)
First steps
Solve reel puzzle
Return to another world
Kill the king
Find a face
Solve puzzle for 15 sec
Complete the game again
Medals Earned: 8/30 (60/495 points)
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Reach over 1000 views
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Find hidden log on day 1
Find hidden log on day 2
Complete tasks for crew members
Complete Game - Ending 1
Complete Game - Ending 2
Complete Game - Ending 3
Medals Earned: 13/19 (450/645 points)
It sure is animaly in here
Listen to a song used in the game
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
Should've kept you Locke-d up
You Won!
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.